Thursday, March 22, 2012

Pantheon: Death from Above

You start to run away, but it's too late, the plane (or should I say Pantheon,) has already landed. He jumps on top of you, throwing his spear and beating the S#!7 out of you. Well that's probably not the best moment in your character's short, embarrassing existence. But you are already down 10 deaths and Pantheon just got his thirteenth kill, with no deaths at all. Well that's just Pantheon, or should I say... Mantheon.


The epitome of manliness
Pantheon
The Artisan of War
ie. The Manly Manly Man

Pantheon can be played anywhere really, but he shines the most as solo-top. Nothing beats taking two unmanly laners on at a time and ending your game with double digit kills and no deaths. The truth about how to play Pantheon is that you only want to buy manly items. So first, I start out with the Manly Vampiric Scepter. This helps my sustain up top so I don't have to go back to base very often, as that would be unmanly. Then you want to build the Manly Mehrunes Razor, or if you are being very manly you could just buy the Manly Wriggles Lantern without building your Manly Mehrunes Razor first. Now, what I suggest getting after that are the Manly Ionian Boots of Lucidity. These boots will help you be much more manlier even faster than before. Next in line is the Manly Hexdrinker. This was almost made for AD Caster's like yourself. Now, you'll want to turn this item into a Manly Maw of Malmortious. This item WAS made for AD Caster's like yourself. But it seems you are the only one manly enough to use it effectively at this time. But that was a given. Now you'll want to go and buy a Manly Last Whisper. This item will make your manliness even more effective than before and your enemies will run away in fear as you slice and dice them apart mercilessly. Now after this you probably have ten or so kills, right? Good. Now if they haven't given up already then I would buy a Manly Infinity Edge to make your finishing strikes even more manly. Still not done yet? Well that's a shame, maybe they just wanted more time to bask in your manliness. Or you were too happy killing them that you didn't realize they had a nexus. These are the only reasons why the game should last this long. Any other reasons would threaten your manliness, and that would be impossible.

Spear Shot


Get this as soon as you get into the game, it's extremely useful for farming under pressure and paired with the passive for his Heartseeker Strike you can easily take a champion down health-wise with little to no effort.

Aegis of Zeonia


The most annoying spell for the enemy team in respect to Pantheon. You basically get a stun every ten seconds. This helps you fight off all of the unmanly men that try and gank you, as you can use this to tactically withdraw from the battle with your manliness intact. Later in levels you will use this right after you land from Grand Skyfall and to get those pesky cowards that run away from your manliness.

Heartseeker Strike


Hah, and you thought that Pantheon was already manly enough. Well now he has a skill that does 3 attacks in front of him in a cone that effects more than one enemy. The passive for this skill ensures that those cowardly girly men will die quickly when they run.

Grand Skyfall


Pantheon activates his rocket boosters in his sandals that are fueled by his manliness. He then jets across the map until he reaches his target destination and drops down at amazing speed. Ramming into the ground causing tremors that hurt everyone around him. He then has a few options. Those options consist of throwing spears after his cowardly unmanly enemies that are currently running away, or leaping on top of the nearest one, instantly causing him to frown, as he doesn't have enough time to cry before Pantheon finishes him.



I've gone double digit kills to 0 deaths in many games that I've played as Pantheon. This is because once he gets going there is no stopping him. He just keeps beating people with his kit until they all want to surrender.

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